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Jumping Out of A Spaceship


Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do! All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. You’ve swallowed a planet! You hit me with a cricket bat.

I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me! I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. I’m nobody’s taxi service; I’m not gonna be there to catch you every time you feel like jumping out of a spaceship. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? No… It’s a thing; it’s like a plan, but with more greatness. I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’!

Stop talking, brain thinking. Hush. No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

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